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Offline Chrid

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TF2 Puns
« on: December 26, 2015, 05:32:08 PM »
...Or jokes. Whatever

- A Demo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He lays his Claidheamh Mòr down at the seat next to him when the bartender says "I'm sorry, with that around you're gonna be charged more.

Why did the scout like carrying around the award?
- All the girls thought it made him look Saxxy.

Why couldn't the spy shave?
- The sniper didn't give him his razorback.

How many Snipers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One, but try telling that to the other 7 snipers on your team.

Sorry for the long absence. Hopefully we can start the New Year off with some OC.
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Re: TF2 Puns
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2015, 05:55:22 PM »
These are actually pretty funny ;3
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Re: TF2 Puns
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2015, 01:04:01 AM »
Quote from: Chrid on December 26, 2015, 05:32:08 PM
...Or jokes. Whatever

- A Demo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He lays his Claidheamh Mòr down at the seat next to him when the bartender says "I'm sorry, with that around you're gonna be charged more.

Why did the scout like carrying around the award?
- All the girls thought it made him look Saxxy.

Why couldn't the spy shave?
- The sniper didn't give him his razorback.

How many Snipers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One, but try telling that to the other 7 snipers on your team.

Sorry for the long absence. Hopefully we can start the New Year off with some OC.
This is amazing :D
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Re: TF2 Puns
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2015, 01:34:27 AM »
Quote from: NaTION on December 28, 2015, 01:04:01 AM
Quote from: Chrid on December 26, 2015, 05:32:08 PM
...Or jokes. Whatever

- A Demo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He lays his Claidheamh Mòr down at the seat next to him when the bartender says "I'm sorry, with that around you're gonna be charged more.

Why did the scout like carrying around the award?
- All the girls thought it made him look Saxxy.

Why couldn't the spy shave?
- The sniper didn't give him his razorback.

How many Snipers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One, but try telling that to the other 7 snipers on your team.

Sorry for the long absence. Hopefully we can start the New Year off with some OC.
This is amazing :D

Just like DJ Khaled, here's another one:

-Why did the Spy cross the road?
--He was never really on your side.
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