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Not Game Related => Comedy Central => Topic started by: BloodRain on February 26, 2016, 12:35:46 AM

Title: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: BloodRain on February 26, 2016, 12:35:46 AM
Let's continue the chain of puns, references, and/or innuendos related to SwapShop (we have seriously reached a new low here.)

TF2SwapSpit

TF2SexShop

Badmins

Tickle my pancakes

your fired

5 minute applications

spawncamping





...also if the title is misleading, it caught your attention, didn't it? ;)
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Ἀΐδης on February 26, 2016, 01:15:32 AM
Let's continue the chain of puns, references, and/or innuendos related to SwapShop (we have seriously reached a new low here.)
....

...also if the title is misleading, it caught your attention, didn't it? ;)

I'm gonna make you rain blood tonight:

(https://i.imgur.com/rlOQRFm.gif)


I'll show you the "Wonders of the Internet"

(https://i.imgur.com/M0bWify.gif)


Let me show you my "Pimp Slap"
(https://i.imgur.com/lf0kR.gif)

Tonight I'm going to pound you with my "Ban Hammer"
(http://i.imgur.com/O3DHIA5.gif)


 Let me show you my (G)raphical (U)ser (I)nterface. It's called my bed
(https://i.imgur.com/pguAs.gif)

If you are a Fallout Sole Survivor, shit must get boring at night


Baby, after tonight, not even god will be able to count our "Sins"


50 shades of Blood

Im going to "Strum" my clarinet tonight.

Baby tonight let us Fusion together in a fiery Flarez

Let me put you under "anesthesia" tonight.

Hades: Let me show you my underworld

Let me show you how fast this "Gerbil" can breed



Hades


Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: BloodRain on February 26, 2016, 01:23:34 AM
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┻┳| •.•) Daddy, are all the report bot spammers gone?
┳┻|⊂ノ
┻┳|

 /﹋\
(҂`_´) - NO SON! THEY KEEP SENDING FAKE REPORTS EVERY DAY! UGH!
<,︻╦╤─ ҉
/﹋\
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on February 26, 2016, 01:26:13 AM
Bookmarking this topic.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Death™ on February 26, 2016, 02:28:45 PM
My friend apparently created a separate server called "TF2SweatShop" after seeing ours.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mia on February 26, 2016, 03:58:35 PM
My friend apparently created a separate server called "TF2SweatShop" after seeing ours.
Copywriting. Because we clearly had the name first, thanks to all those tryhards ;)
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on February 26, 2016, 06:10:55 PM
Alll deez puns.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Ἀΐδης on February 26, 2016, 08:23:28 PM
Girls are like blackjack, I shoot for 21 but I hit on "Seventeen" or "Sixteen"



Hades
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on February 26, 2016, 08:42:42 PM
Roses are red,
violets are fine.
Be my 6,
and I'll be your 9.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Biscuit on February 27, 2016, 04:23:29 PM
Roses are rose-colored
Violets are violet-colored
Now get in my pants
Or I'll call teh cops.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Sixteen on February 27, 2016, 04:27:30 PM
Oh boy.
~16
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on February 27, 2016, 07:25:54 PM
For the last time Biscuit. You aren't Doraemon.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on February 29, 2016, 10:31:09 AM
Roses are dead
Violets are emo
I'm sick in the head
Still finding Nemo
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: cokedrip* on March 02, 2016, 04:44:12 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have three legs,
The middle one is for you.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 02, 2016, 01:49:20 PM
Roses are red
Voilets are......
Screw this *Jumps of the roof*
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on March 02, 2016, 03:48:23 PM
Roses are red
Voilets are......
Screw this *Jumps of the roof*

Roses are blue
Violets are unicorns
This doesn't make sense
Refrigerator!
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Ἀΐδης on March 05, 2016, 05:40:25 AM
So I have come to a conclusion.

1. People make Bloodrain rain blood.
2. Natioon shows people what one natioon under.. means
3. Gerbil shows us how fast he can breed.
4. Fusionflarez nights are a fusion of all kinds of flarez at night.
4. Falloutsole survivor spends his nights solely alone.
5. I show people my underworld.
6. The flying knife shows others what it is like to fly but is cut short.
7. Peachiepop lets people taste their peachie flavored pop. Peachie also shows people how to eat one.
8. Penny Costs a penny on the streets.
9. Try to play blackjack and you end up hitting on Seventeen or sixteen.
10. Biscuit lets people in his pants to often. Maybe because he has honey on the inside. Take a bit and watch it come out.
11. Grandpa Pootis asks other seniors if "they wanna break a hip" but ends up pooping.
12. Guy Le Douche gets used by women all the time, guess he gets the most action?
13. ilikecake shows others how he bakes a cake.
14. JDawg shows off with his Dog(y) style. (If you don't get it, don't ask. I'm not explaining.)
15. Mixxylicious tastes delicious.
16. Sins has to many sins from last night.
17. Vay had a magical day.
18. Zack got jack.


(http://55.media.tumblr.com/5ebc39ca989679020426d5e1031acc11/tumblr_inline_n78yxjEGkm1qf78bc.gif)

Hades
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mia on March 05, 2016, 07:53:38 AM
Well done... My secret is out now...
Thanks a lot ;3;
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 05, 2016, 07:55:55 AM
So I have come to a conclusion.

1. People make Bloodrain rain blood.
2. Natioon shows people what one natioon under.. means
3. Gerbil shows us how fast he can breed.
4. Fusionflarez nights are a fusion of all kinds of flarez at night.
4. Falloutsole survivor spends his nights solely alone.
5. I show people my underworld.
6. The flying knife shows others what it is like to fly but is cut short.
7. Peachiepop lets people taste their peachie flavored pop. Peachie also shows people how to eat one.
8. Penny Costs a penny on the streets.
9. Try to play blackjack and you end up hitting on Seventeen or sixteen.
10. Biscuit lets people in his pants to often. Maybe because he has honey on the inside. Take a bit and watch it come out.
11. Grandpa Pootis asks other seniors if "they wanna break a hip" but ends up pooping.
12. Guy Le Douche gets used by women all the time, guess he gets the most action?
13. ilikecake shows others how he bakes a cake.
14. JDawg shows off with his Dog(y) style. (If you don't get it, don't ask. I'm not explaining.)
15. Mixxylicious tastes delicious.
16. Sins has to many sins from last night.
17. Vay had a magical day.
18. Zack got jack.


(http://55.media.tumblr.com/5ebc39ca989679020426d5e1031acc11/tumblr_inline_n78yxjEGkm1qf78bc.gif)

Hades
Told you I had a big nationn under there!
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on March 05, 2016, 09:23:32 AM
Do you now? lel
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 05, 2016, 10:33:39 AM
Do you now? lel
...Ok I didnt tell you :P
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mia on March 05, 2016, 12:07:37 PM
But.... We know now ;)
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on March 05, 2016, 01:00:05 PM
Dun dun duuuun
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on March 05, 2016, 01:12:50 PM
I'm so glad Hades doesn't know my secret. ;)
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on March 05, 2016, 04:43:54 PM
I'm so glad Hades doesn't know my secret. ;)

Or does he?
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 05, 2016, 05:33:51 PM
I'm so glad Hades doesn't know my secret. ;)

Or does he?
dun du duuuuuu
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on March 05, 2016, 05:36:31 PM
He doesn't. :)
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 05, 2016, 05:38:47 PM
He doesn't. :)
Oh Ok.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on March 05, 2016, 06:01:52 PM
He doesn't. :)

This is the internet, everything's revealed.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Ἀΐδης on March 05, 2016, 06:19:05 PM
He doesn't. :)

You don't think that Hades, lord of the underworld couldn't figure it out. If I told them, you would have to kill them.



Hades
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on March 05, 2016, 06:43:14 PM
Shhh. They're not ready. ;)
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on March 06, 2016, 05:32:46 AM
They are more ready than when you were ready. : D
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 06, 2016, 06:31:03 AM
Im ready.....If you know what I mean  ;)
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on March 06, 2016, 09:33:19 AM
Im ready.....If you know what I mean  ;)

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. *Spongebob's laughter*
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on March 06, 2016, 04:07:50 PM
None of you are ready... Not even BloodRain.

Hades, we must wait when the time is right.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Hamtaro on March 06, 2016, 04:50:35 PM
None of you are ready... Not even BloodRain.

Hades, we must wait when the time is right.

So they say.
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 06, 2016, 10:56:09 PM
None of you are ready... Not even BloodRain.

Hades, we must wait when the time is right.
Then he releases it out already...
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: Psy on March 06, 2016, 11:00:11 PM
Okay it's true! I have a Psykodick! There's my secret. ;__;
Title: Re: Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: mental on March 06, 2016, 11:01:59 PM
Okay it's true! I have a Psykodick! There's my secret. ;__;
Dont worry bud, I have a whole nationn in my pants ;__;