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Not Game Related => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Ἀΐδης on February 26, 2016, 08:24:49 PM
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Post your worst pick up lines.
Examples from Who's Line is it anyways(Old version)
1. Pilot: Care to take a seat in my cockpit?
2. Now that you are in my cockpit do you mind if I eject?
Hades
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Here are some cheesy ones.
1. I should start calling you Sunshine.
- Cuz you brighten my day.
2. If you were a pillow..
- I'd sleep while cuddling you.
3. Your messages are better than my alarm clock.
- Cuz I actually respond to them.
4. You're so hot..
- I can feel the heat all the way here in California.
5. You must be a robber..
- Cuz you stole my heart.
6. I wish I could come up with better pickup lines..
- But you left me speechless.
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Hey baby. Are you an angel?
Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *puke*
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Did it hurt falling from heaven and killing all the dinosaurs upon impact?
Hades
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I see myself In your pants ;)
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I see myself I'm your pants ;)
You're a pair of pants? Okay then.
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Lies.
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Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
If you were in a book, you'd be in fine print.
You don't need to shoot for the stars, because you already are one.
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*Earthquake* Was that an earthquake? Because you just rocked my world.
My mother told me to follow my dreams, so can I follow you home?
You smell like garbage, can I take you out?
We can play Titanic, Ill be the Ice berg, and Ill make you go down screaming.
Whats you last name? *Says Last name*, Well can I call you mine?
Are you an A.T.M? Because I wanna insert you.
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Internet Pick up Line:
Hey are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hades
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Did it hurt falling from heaven and killing all the dinosaurs upon impact?
Hades
That delayed moment when I realize that the pick-up line calls the woman fat.
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Did it hurt falling from heaven and killing all the dinosaurs upon impact?
Hades
That delayed moment when I realize that the pick-up line calls the woman fat.
Ahahaha I just noticed that.
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British Pickup line: You'll be the one saying the "British are coming" tonight.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/13/cf/c7/13cfc75af66ec9d8c30b632c7bdf7a81.jpg)
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-10/15/15/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-20768-1444937930-4.gif)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/66/d2/97/66d29716292d0f49acc0797faf7f818d.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/00pEw0w.gif)
Will post more later. Post is getting too big.
Hades
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(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Whose+line+is+it+anyway+dating+with+hats+2_0da725_4172036.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/iXsIwbf.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f1/3a/95/f13a95d92e5d0dc6f59863bb0510c277.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/xhaM8KP.gif)
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(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5m6dFWfg1qmzpcko1_500.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/db/de/6bdbde9578107abcdb0877e3cfeb520d.jpg)
Hades
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British Pickup line: You'll be the one saying the "British are coming" tonight.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/13/cf/c7/13cfc75af66ec9d8c30b632c7bdf7a81.jpg)
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-10/15/15/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-20768-1444937930-4.gif)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/66/d2/97/66d29716292d0f49acc0797faf7f818d.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/65/f5/d6/65f5d60a09ff86f61b47e42a3e70fe21.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ac/05/27/ac05270e0f1cc9a4b86e09ec208cafde.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/11/56/a2/1156a247a02161326c655da5012e02e6.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/d0/21/cbd021a325cdab165ae802e429b46f82.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2d/83/88/2d8388003c781978ef3905d47a0cc19d.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cd/c4/ff/cdc4ffc559f72b05a3b4a2ae9d9adcca.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/69/69/2d/69692deb6a216f29a0885ce953cfb874.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/00pEw0w.gif)
Will post more later. Post is getting too big.
Hades
Oh man, I love this show!