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Title: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 09, 2016, 08:20:23 AM
Roast eacother like marshmallows on a summer camp night, or burn eachother like that burrito I microwaved yesterday.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Psy on September 09, 2016, 08:38:55 AM
You burned a burrito??? You're a disgrace to humanity.

Your grammar sucks and your spelling couldn't be any worse.

You try to be professional like other people but you end up looking like an idiot most of the time.

No matter what position you get, you're still the same immature person that people can get tired of.

Sure you're a trial admin, but can you keep it?

Your jokes are more stale than the bread that my mom uses to make garlic bread.

You may be like a brother to me, but I wouldn't mind having a sister instead.



How'd I do?
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Yee B Games on September 09, 2016, 09:34:24 AM
Hi. I like pie. I want you to die.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 09, 2016, 09:40:47 AM
How'd I do?
I agree with it all.
But...

You burned a burrito??? You're a disgrace to humanity.
I like burnt burritos sometimes.

Your grammar sucks and your spelling couldn't be any worse.

You try to be professional like other people but you end up looking like an idiot most of the time.
At least I don't have to be "Mr. Perfect" all the time. I'm professional when I want to be. Also, at least I
don't have to be neutral for almost every opinion possible here.

No matter what position you get, you're still the same immature person that people can get tired of.
If people get tired of me then fine, that's their own damn fault. At least I have a personality.

Sure you're a trial admin, but can you keep it?
I can keep it as long as I believe it. :^)
Your jokes are more stale than the bread that my mom uses to make garlic bread.
Your sense of humor is so dry it caused the Great Famine.

You may be like a brother to me, but I wouldn't mind having a sister instead.
Sisters are overrated. lol

git fuked
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 09, 2016, 01:37:51 PM
Hi. I like pie. I want you to die.
Seriously? Pie? That's the best you could do? Come back to me when you have something better baked.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 09, 2016, 03:08:16 PM
I'd still abort you either way.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: snoogans. on September 09, 2016, 03:40:33 PM
You're so stupid, Forrest Gump would throw rocks at you.

Even scene kids can pick up more chicks.

I've people play TF2 on XBOX better than you play on PC.



RIP Sipow, roasted n' toasted
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 09, 2016, 03:41:32 PM
>When the roasts are directed towards you.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Psy on September 09, 2016, 03:50:38 PM
Your grammar sucks and your spelling couldn't be any worse.

You try to be professional like other people but you end up looking like an idiot most of the time.

At least I don't have to be "Mr. Perfect" all the time. I'm professional when I want to be. Also, at least I
don't have to be neutral for almost every opinion possible here.

This was the only one that got to me. <3
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Biscuit on September 09, 2016, 05:13:12 PM
lol it's a roast bro, you don't have to feel all bad and shit ahahaha

Someone roast me, I can take it.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 09, 2016, 05:19:33 PM
Someone roast me, I can take it.

Your biscuits are so doughy they make Flubber look good.

(I can try okay?)
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 09, 2016, 05:50:30 PM
                                                                                                                                                                                 I was dare told to post here. Roast me now.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Sixteen on September 09, 2016, 06:34:29 PM
                                                                                                                                                                                 I was dare told to post here. Roast me now.
Oh shit. That's some fire man.
~16
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 09, 2016, 06:39:28 PM
                                                                                                                                      I ain't happy. I'm feelin' glad...


                                                                                                                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7yqFVEvdY0
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: BloodRain on September 09, 2016, 08:02:59 PM
I bet you the last time you've touched a breast was in a KFC bucket.

You're the type of guy to shake hands on the first date.

You're the type of guy that would buy a bottle of water just to set it free in the ocean.

You're the type of guy that would analyze a porn for its plot.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 09, 2016, 10:08:26 PM
Feel Good Inc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Hamtaro on September 10, 2016, 03:28:52 PM
Wow, even your posts are more obnoxious than your voices.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 10, 2016, 03:42:42 PM
lol it's a roast bro, you don't have to feel all bad and shit ahahaha

Someone roast me, I can take it.
Carly wouldn't even date you from iCarly.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 10, 2016, 03:49:51 PM
Your face is uglier than a dead witch on Halloween.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 10, 2016, 04:15:11 PM
"In sociology, deviance describes an action or behavior that violates social norms, including a formally enacted rule (e.g., crime),[1] as well as informal violations of social norms (e.g., rejecting folkways and mores). It is the purview of criminologists, psychiatrists, psychologists, and sociologists to study how these norms are created, how they change over time, and how they are enforced.

Norms are rules and expectations by which members of society are conventionally guided. Deviance is an absence of conformity to these norms. Social norms differ from culture to culture. For example, a deviant act can be committed in one society that breaks a social norm there, but may be normal for another society.

Viewing deviance as a violation of social norms, sociologists have characterized it as any thought, feeling, or action that members of a social group judge to be a violation of their values or rules or group conduct, that violates definitions of appropriate and inappropriate conduct shared by the members of a social system. The departure of certain types of behavior from the norms of a particular society at a particular time and "violation of certain types of group norms where behavior is in a disapproved direction and of sufficient degree to exceed the tolerance limit of the community.

Deviance can be relative to place and time because what is considered deviant in one social context may be non-deviant in another (e.g., fighting during a hockey game vs. fighting in a nursing home). Killing another human is considered wrong, except when governments permit it during warfare or for self defense. Deviant actions can be mala in se or mala prohibita."


(From: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deviance_(sociology))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCEdIx7wvR4
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: K a z u m a ™ on September 11, 2016, 06:09:55 PM
Can someone roast me? I wanna feel the burn.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 11, 2016, 06:12:53 PM
Too much for stolen content.

https://youtu.be/-ZsB-IncFe8?t=56s
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Psy on September 11, 2016, 06:19:58 PM
I need someone to roast me real good. Like no holding back. I want to feel bad about myself.

Otherwise I'll just roast myself.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Hamtaro on September 11, 2016, 06:29:06 PM
I need someone to roast me real good. Like no holding back. I want to feel bad about myself.

Otherwise I'll just roast myself.

Ain't that what you always do, Psy?
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 11, 2016, 06:33:42 PM
HTTP. That's an amazing idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdIvTovTlf0
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Psy on September 11, 2016, 06:40:31 PM
I need someone to roast me real good. Like no holding back. I want to feel bad about myself.

Otherwise I'll just roast myself.

Ain't that what you always do, Psy?

Not good enough.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 11, 2016, 06:41:38 PM
This is like a parked car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgcKxNbcoaI
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Hamtaro on September 11, 2016, 06:42:00 PM
I need someone to roast me real good. Like no holding back. I want to feel bad about myself.

Otherwise I'll just roast myself.

Ain't that what you always do, Psy?

Not good enough.

Not my fault the mirror makes you feel better :p
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Yee B Games on September 11, 2016, 06:42:18 PM
You're such a bad admin even Bill is better than you.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Psy on September 11, 2016, 06:43:43 PM
I need someone to roast me real good. Like no holding back. I want to feel bad about myself.

Otherwise I'll just roast myself.

Ain't that what you always do, Psy?

Not good enough.

Not my fault the mirror makes you feel better :p

Come on! Try harder! I want to cry myself to sleep tonight. Like really, point out all my flaws. Anything to make me cry that doesn't involve how I see myself.

You're such a bad admin even Bill is better than you.

That triggers everyone.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 11, 2016, 06:45:23 PM
People ignoring people.  8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwMwtAFw2LE
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Biscuit on September 11, 2016, 06:59:19 PM
Quote
Not my fault the mirror makes you feel better :p

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

B) rekt
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 11, 2016, 07:10:01 PM
I know I'm your baby girl and all...
Just I wanna fit in...
You smell of moldy steak.
Not even an orphan would call you dad.
Your mom wishes you were actually a girl.
If you were black, you'd have multiple dads.
Go back to the sweat shop, making shoes.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Psy on September 11, 2016, 07:13:26 PM
I know I'm your baby girl and all...
Just I wanna fit in...
You smell of moldy steak.
Not even an orphan would call you dad.
Your mom wishes you were actually a girl.
If you were black, you'd have multiple dads.
Go back to the sweat shop, making shoes.

*emotional crit*
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 11, 2016, 07:17:07 PM
I know I'm your baby girl and all...
Just I wanna fit in...
You smell of moldy steak.
Not even an orphan would call you dad.
Your mom wishes you were actually a girl.
If you were black, you'd have multiple dads.
Go back to the sweat shop, making shoes.

*emotional crit*
I didn't want to be too harsh on you. ;)
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 11, 2016, 07:20:16 PM
Do one tries harder here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z66bhGJ4Ons
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 11, 2016, 07:21:00 PM
I need someone to roast me real good. Like no holding back. I want to feel bad about myself.

Otherwise I'll just roast myself.

You're so nerdy, you'd go to China just for a textbook sale.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 11, 2016, 07:23:23 PM
Recent posts here remind me of the admin applicants' amazing spelling capabilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8NKwTYkDH8
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Psy on September 11, 2016, 07:32:00 PM
How I would roast myself:

You're so insecure that if you saw yourself from another point of view, you would laugh.
You try to be optimistic all the time like Back traF.

No matter how you try to cheer up, you're more negative than Hades.
You try to see everybody's point of views, but you're too Asian to see what everyone else sees.

What's that? You trying to be logical? That's funny.
Whenever you don't get your way, you act like a crybaby.

Deep down, you know what's right.
But outside, it's way out of your sight.

Open your small Asian eyes.
You're nothing compared to the other guys.

You'll never be as good as Knife.
You're still sitting there, wishing to get a life.

You stay home all day and idle on the forum.
All these posts you're making, but you're still a nobody compared to Strum.

Why were you even chosen to be a Head Administrator?
Oh well, I guess Death needed a reason to demote you sooner than later....
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 11, 2016, 07:33:58 PM
Recent posts here remind me of the admin applicants' amazing spelling capabilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8NKwTYkDH8
Alright Peter, since nobody else wants to say it... I'll try my best to be as nice as possible...
Can you please stop posting comments like these? They have nothing to do with the topic, and it annoys some people.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: meatbone on September 11, 2016, 07:36:52 PM
You basic.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 11, 2016, 07:37:57 PM
You basic.
We have a winner
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Peter Capaldi's Peter Capaldi on September 11, 2016, 07:43:18 PM
Recent posts here remind me of the admin applicants' amazing spelling capabilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8NKwTYkDH8
Alright Peter, since nobody else wants to say it... I'll try my best to be as nice as possible...
Can you please stop posting comments like these? They have nothing to do with the topic, and it annoys some people.
Sucks doesn't it? What? You're not smart enough to see the relevance? Looks like I'm roastin' people's patience and 'tudes. I suppose I'm too much for the roast war. Heck, I was dared to post here and when I'm dared I try hard. Guess I've technically won. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgbqGSGMJY

All nasty comments aside... I'll stop. Besides, I'm not in a good mood. Too much spaz on my end; too much of my frustrated 'tude. Sorry for these posts, guys. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyU_7JaZUEI
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: BloodRain on September 11, 2016, 07:44:58 PM
You basic.

Navy seal copypasta meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta)

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 11, 2016, 08:33:37 PM
Sipow's Self Roast

Sipow,

You're just an annoying little shit that hardly anyone likes. You try to be cool but you'll just never be. Want to know why people always shun you, make fun of you, or hate you? Because your just a stupid, annoying kid. Hell, most of the friends you have are there because you're funny (If you're even that). Hardly anyone cares about your talents, or how you actually feel. Honestly, if some of the friends you had met you just now, they'd think you'd be more of an idiot and asshole than Ender. Sure you've been promoted to Trial-Admin, but I guarantee you'd fuck up worst than Bill. The only reason why people may think your cool is because your either; A: An admin, or B: Hangs out with Yee or Psy. Your so fucking insecure too. Like damn, you had a breakdown just because you double posted on accident.

Psy dared me to do this, lol.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Yee B Games on September 11, 2016, 09:01:34 PM
Yeeb's Self-Roast

You talk too much and should really shut up. All that talk and no do, actually be the person you make yourself out to be.
Also, stop saying "Hi"
you inconsiderate fuck
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Biscuit on September 11, 2016, 10:48:24 PM
Self roast:

Biscuit, you're too fucking awesome to be on this planet we call EARTH. Get the fuck out and find a new place to stay because you're too goddamn toxic for anyone to bare.

Step 1: Stick 'nade inside of mouth
Step 2: Pray to Allah
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: BruhBot on September 15, 2016, 06:48:11 PM
this is waaaaay 2 easy
God Damn Chummy You Little Smartass
Trying To Be Funny When You Got No Class
You made the ender chronicles and got your minute of fame
but aint it a shame that no one really like you
your "friends" talk to you out of pity
man even this rap is shitty
you scared to show your face
cus u ugly as fuck
well shit man guess u shit out of luck
u the biggest bitch I have EVER seen
aaaawwwww reported 2 players because they were "mean"
You got denied 3 times
Damn that's sad
and lol I kno u mad
but that's all I'm done with your ass
And I can't rhyme anything with ass so i'm really done
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 16, 2016, 05:53:13 AM
I have Jew blood in me, from my mom's side.
Brb, gonna go crawl in the back of the oven, because I have black family as well, and roast myself.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: I Know Right! on September 19, 2016, 06:11:28 PM
I have a few people to roast. PS I kinda go hard oh well.
1. Peter Capaldi's Sunglasses.
This guy is a fucking nightmare he ruins my days sometimes.
HE JUST GUYS ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT FUCKING WINDOWS VISTA!
"OH SHOULD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SEND YOU THE IO FILE FOR WINDOWS VISTA???????????" 
NOOOOOO GO AWAY YOU SAM I AM FREAK! th

2. Sixteen
This guys just plays CS:GO and Binding of Isaac. And the second he plays 08 and I'm there and goes Scout, he justs leaves, Number looking ass. Also he says that he's having some trouble in college. ABOUT 2 WEEKS LATER! Hey! Sixteen how's college? "Oh the partying's great!" WTF YOU SAID YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE WITH COLLEGE? ISN'T COLLEGE HARD?????????????????????////// THE FUCK?

3. Hesita
This guy is total weeb(Ehehehehheheheh I'm part but no fucking totally weeaboo, and I don't know the rules of this section of comedy central so if I get ban if better be Sixteen.). Also this guys has looooooooooooooooads of pictures of anime butts, he just FUCKING LOVES BUTTS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE RED BECAUSE THEY GOT A HARD SPANKING. And this guy can be a total asshole sometimes, I mean ask Sixteen. I'm neutral with him now and he'll never look at this because he doesn't like us anymore.

4 Bread Cat(ChaosWolf)
This guy is complete and total douche, I don't understand how Jupiter, Bap, and Blook can be friends. Maybe because I just don't like him. I understand that's he from Chile and doesn't know English very well BUT STILL YOU HAVE THE INTERNET! I swear he can't type in full sentences and he can't spell. (ALSO THE MAIN TITLE IS ROOOOOOAST SO YEAH ME NO BAN BAN) This guys scammed multiple and some of the people are cool with him! He even scammed Blaze! BLAZE! THAT ONE KEWL GUY THAT ANYONE CAN BE FRIENDS WITH AND HE'S COOL! HE MADE MUTLIPLE VIDEOS ON SS AND HE'S AMAZING! "BUT noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck him I'm gonna scam him" I swear, and should I point out that he copied some of my patent pending phrases, like "Fuzzy Pickles!" That phrase of 2 word quote is from the 90's game Earthbound for the Super Nintendo System. I bet he doesn't know what reference from what game it is, and what meaning it has. "OH I'M GONNA COPY THIS ONE ASSHOLE NAMED I KNOW RIGHT! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH"
Yeah that's the end.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: theSipow on September 20, 2016, 09:42:13 AM
You must be the physical embodiment of Monday because nobody likes you.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Yee B Games on September 20, 2016, 10:56:01 AM
You're so stupid, Forrest Gump would throw rocks at you.

Even scene kids can pick up more chicks.

I've people play TF2 on XBOX better than you play on PC.



RIP Sipow, roasted n' toasted
You're so stupid you leave words out of your sentences.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: I Know Right! on September 20, 2016, 03:03:24 PM
You must be the physical embodiment of Monday because nobody likes you.

Lol
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: mia on September 20, 2016, 03:19:32 PM
You're all grape flavored. I hate grape flavored things.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: Hamtaro on September 20, 2016, 03:23:19 PM
You guys are like income taxes, taken advantage of and forgotten for the rest of the year.
Title: Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
Post by: murts on September 20, 2016, 07:31:23 PM
Live like a winrammer and fuck *drops the mic*