Innuendos, references, and puns related to SwapShop (NSFW) (GONE SEXUAL)

[BloodRain]

Let's continue the chain of puns, references, and/or innuendos related to SwapShop (we have seriously reached a new low here.)

TF2SwapSpit

TF2SexShop

Badmins

Tickle my pancakes

your fired

5 minute applications

spawncamping





...also if the title is misleading, it caught your attention, didn't it?

[Ἀΐδης]

Let's continue the chain of puns, references, and/or innuendos related to SwapShop (we have seriously reached a new low here.)
....

...also if the title is misleading, it caught your attention, didn't it?

I'm gonna make you rain blood tonight:




I'll show you the "Wonders of the Internet"




Let me show you my "Pimp Slap"


Tonight I'm going to pound you with my "Ban Hammer"



 Let me show you my (G)raphical (U)ser (I)nterface. It's called my bed


If you are a Fallout Sole Survivor, shit must get boring at night


Baby, after tonight, not even god will be able to count our "Sins"


50 shades of Blood

Im going to "Strum" my clarinet tonight.

Baby tonight let us Fusion together in a fiery Flarez

Let me put you under "anesthesia" tonight.

Hades: Let me show you my underworld

Let me show you how fast this "Gerbil" can breed



Hades

[BloodRain]

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┻┳| •.•) Daddy, are all the report bot spammers gone?
┳┻|⊂ﾉ
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 /﹋\
(҂`_´) - NO SON! THEY KEEP SENDING FAKE REPORTS EVERY DAY! UGH!
<,︻╦╤─ ҉
/﹋\

[Psy]

Bookmarking this topic.

[Death™]

My friend apparently created a separate server called "TF2SweatShop" after seeing ours.

[mia]

My friend apparently created a separate server called "TF2SweatShop" after seeing ours.

Copywriting. Because we clearly had the name first, thanks to all those tryhards

[mental]

Alll deez puns.

[Ἀΐδης]

Girls are like blackjack, I shoot for 21 but I hit on "Seventeen" or "Sixteen"



Hades

[Hamtaro]

Roses are red,
violets are fine.
Be my 6,
and I'll be your 9.

[Biscuit]

Roses are rose-colored
Violets are violet-colored
Now get in my pants
Or I'll call teh cops.

[Sixteen]

Oh boy.
~16

[Hamtaro]

For the last time Biscuit. You aren't Doraemon.

[Psy]

Roses are dead
Violets are emo
I'm sick in the head
Still finding Nemo

[cokedrip*]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have three legs,
The middle one is for you.

[mental]

Roses are red
Voilets are......
Screw this *Jumps of the roof*