The great TF2SS roast war of 2016

[Yee B Games]

Yeeb's Self-Roast
You talk too much and should really shut up. All that talk and no do, actually be the person you make yourself out to be.
Also, stop saying "Hi"
you inconsiderate fuck

[Biscuit]

Self roast:

Biscuit, you're too fucking awesome to be on this planet we call EARTH. Get the fuck out and find a new place to stay because you're too goddamn toxic for anyone to bare.

Step 1: Stick 'nade inside of mouth
Step 2: Pray to Allah

[BruhBot]

this is waaaaay 2 easy
God Damn Chummy You Little Smartass
Trying To Be Funny When You Got No Class
You made the ender chronicles and got your minute of fame
but aint it a shame that no one really like you
your "friends" talk to you out of pity
man even this rap is shitty
you scared to show your face
cus u ugly as fuck
well shit man guess u shit out of luck
u the biggest bitch I have EVER seen
aaaawwwww reported 2 players because they were "mean"
You got denied 3 times
Damn that's sad
and lol I kno u mad
but that's all I'm done with your ass
And I can't rhyme anything with ass so i'm really done

[mia]

I have Jew blood in me, from my mom's side.
Brb, gonna go crawl in the back of the oven, because I have black family as well, and roast myself.

[I Know Right!]

I have a few people to roast. PS I kinda go hard oh well.
1. Peter Capaldi's Sunglasses.
This guy is a fucking nightmare he ruins my days sometimes.
HE JUST GUYS ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT FUCKING WINDOWS VISTA!
"OH SHOULD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SEND YOU THE IO FILE FOR WINDOWS VISTA??" 
NOOOOOO GO AWAY YOU SAM I AM FREAK! th

2. Sixteen
This guys just plays CS:GO and Binding of Isaac. And the second he plays 08 and I'm there and goes Scout, he justs leaves, Number looking ass. Also he says that he's having some trouble in college. ABOUT 2 WEEKS LATER! Hey! Sixteen how's college? "Oh the partying's great!" WTF YOU SAID YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE WITH COLLEGE? ISN'T COLLEGE HARD???////// THE FUCK?

3. Hesita
This guy is total weeb(Ehehehehheheheh I'm part but no fucking totally weeaboo, and I don't know the rules of this section of comedy central so if I get ban if better be Sixteen.). Also this guys has looooooooooooooooads of pictures of anime butts, he just FUCKING LOVES BUTTS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE RED BECAUSE THEY GOT A HARD SPANKING. And this guy can be a total asshole sometimes, I mean ask Sixteen. I'm neutral with him now and he'll never look at this because he doesn't like us anymore.

4 Bread Cat(ChaosWolf)
This guy is complete and total douche, I don't understand how Jupiter, Bap, and Blook can be friends. Maybe because I just don't like him. I understand that's he from Chile and doesn't know English very well BUT STILL YOU HAVE THE INTERNET! I swear he can't type in full sentences and he can't spell. (ALSO THE MAIN TITLE IS ROOOOOOAST SO YEAH ME NO BAN BAN) This guys scammed multiple and some of the people are cool with him! He even scammed Blaze! BLAZE! THAT ONE KEWL GUY THAT ANYONE CAN BE FRIENDS WITH AND HE'S COOL! HE MADE MUTLIPLE VIDEOS ON SS AND HE'S AMAZING! "BUT noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck him I'm gonna scam him" I swear, and should I point out that he copied some of my patent pending phrases, like "Fuzzy Pickles!" That phrase of 2 word quote is from the 90's game Earthbound for the Super Nintendo System. I bet he doesn't know what reference from what game it is, and what meaning it has. "OH I'M GONNA COPY THIS ONE ASSHOLE NAMED I KNOW RIGHT! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH"
Yeah that's the end.

[theSipow]

You must be the physical embodiment of Monday because nobody likes you.

[Yee B Games]

You're so stupid, Forrest Gump would throw rocks at you.

Even scene kids can pick up more chicks.

I've people play TF2 on XBOX better than you play on PC.



RIP Sipow, roasted n' toasted

You're so stupid you leave words out of your sentences.

[I Know Right!]

You must be the physical embodiment of Monday because nobody likes you.

Lol

[mia]

You're all grape flavored. I hate grape flavored things.

[Hamtaro]

You guys are like income taxes, taken advantage of and forgotten for the rest of the year.

[Strum]

Live like a winrammer and fuck *drops the mic*