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Title: Pregnancy
Post by: Hamtaro on January 15, 2016, 01:40:51 PM: According to Strum I've been informed I'm pregnant. >_> It was supposed to be a secret. What am I supposed to keep a secret?

Update #1: I apparently have 17 children.

Update #2: One of my Children's name is:
1- Penny Fitzgerald.
2- Gerbil
3- PeachiePop
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: murts on January 15, 2016, 03:54:36 PM: Its not a secret anymore if you tell the whole community :O
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Biscuit on January 15, 2016, 05:10:45 PM: Quote from: Hamtaro on January 15, 2016, 01:40:51 PM
According to Strum I've been informed I'm pregnant. >_> It was supposed to be a secret. What am I supposed to keep a secret?

Update #1: I apparently have 17 children.
When you thought the off topic section couldn't get any more "off topic"...
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Hamtaro on January 15, 2016, 07:33:51 PM: Well, I thought that since the secret was already out. If anything else, I'll inform. Pictures, etc.
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Hamtaro on January 16, 2016, 11:22:07 AM: Quote from: Strum on January 15, 2016, 03:54:36 PM
Its not a secret anymore if you tell the whole community :O

What else don't I know? ;~;
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: murts on January 16, 2016, 11:28:18 AM: Quote from: Hamtaro on January 16, 2016, 11:22:07 AM
Quote from: Strum on January 15, 2016, 03:54:36 PM
Its not a secret anymore if you tell the whole community :O

What else don't I know? ;~;
Biscuit is the father.
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Hamtaro on January 16, 2016, 11:50:56 AM: Quote from: Strum on January 16, 2016, 11:28:18 AM
Quote from: Hamtaro on January 16, 2016, 11:22:07 AM
Quote from: Strum on January 15, 2016, 03:54:36 PM
Its not a secret anymore if you tell the whole community :O

What else don't I know? ;~;
Biscuit is the father.

Stop lying about that. I told you the blue pill wasn't Zantac!
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Hamtaro on January 30, 2016, 04:05:02 PM: Update#3: According to Strum, I am 6 months into my pregnancy. Unknown how many children I'll be giving birth though.
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Hamtaro on January 30, 2016, 04:14:53 PM: Update #4: ..
7:10 PM - Strum: 18 children is what you are going to have
7:09 PM - Hamtaro: Well damn
7:10 PM - Strum: all boys execept one named frog
7:10 PM - Strum: girl*
7:10 PM - Hamtaro: Fine, I'll name the rest of them since you named the boy.
7:11 PM - Strum: okay xD
7:11 PM - Hamtaro: Also, this chat is literarly going to be copy paste as evidence for the hospital.
7:12 PM - Strum: xD
7:12 PM - Strum: i did take the pill so it is okay
7:12 PM - Strum: you are pregnant with 18 kids that are also pregnant
7:12 PM - Strum: with 18 other kids
7:12 PM - Strum: each
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: BloodRain on January 30, 2016, 04:54:57 PM: Quote from: Hamtaro on January 30, 2016, 04:14:53 PM
Update #4: ..
7:10 PM - Strum: 18 children is what you are going to have
7:09 PM - Hamtaro: Well damn
7:10 PM - Strum: all boys execept one named frog
7:10 PM - Strum: girl*
7:10 PM - Hamtaro: Fine, I'll name the rest of them since you named the boy.
7:11 PM - Strum: okay xD
7:11 PM - Hamtaro: Also, this chat is literarly going to be copy paste as evidence for the hospital.
7:12 PM - Strum: xD
7:12 PM - Strum: i did take the pill so it is okay
7:12 PM - Strum: you are pregnant with 18 kids that are also pregnant
7:12 PM - Strum: with 18 other kids
7:12 PM - Strum: each

Hamtaro -> 18 children x 18 kids per child = 324 kids total. We need to go deeper!

Blood
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Hamtaro on January 30, 2016, 05:17:16 PM: Quote from: BloodRain on January 30, 2016, 04:54:57 PM
Hamtaro -> 18 children x 18 kids per child = 324 kids total. We need to go deeper!

Blood

One of them is male, so 17 x 18 = 316.

Also, doubt there is something small enough that can get inside of me into my children's uterus. That and the experience makes me want to not have anything else be in there.
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: murts on January 31, 2016, 01:51:04 PM: This is a story of my life lol.
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Biscuit on February 10, 2016, 05:32:11 PM: Wait why is this post still a thing???
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: murts on February 10, 2016, 06:17:55 PM: why not?
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Sixteen on February 10, 2016, 08:13:59 PM: Wynaut.
~16
Title: Re: Pregnancy
Post by: Ἀΐδης on February 10, 2016, 08:23:51 PM: Quote from: Hamtaro on January 15, 2016, 01:40:51 PM
According to Strum I've been informed I'm pregnant. >_> It was supposed to be a secret. What am I supposed to keep a secret?

Update #1: I apparently have 17 children.

Update #2: One of my Children's name is:
1- Penny Fitzgerald.
2- Gerbil

(http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsf5bazmap1qmw79no1_400.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/U8Mf921.gif)

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