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Not Game Related => Off-Topic => Old Topics => Topic started by: BloodRain on March 17, 2016, 11:15:14 PM
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If you have any personal issues, concerns, or questions that you would need to ask someone, why go to a specialist and waste money when you can ask me!
I am BloodRain, the unqualified therapist! I will help you in dire need, when you require assistance relating to everyday life, when you are just bored and want to know how I'm doing! That can all be answered here at BloodRain's Therapist Clinic!
If you would rather choose to do that in private like normal, that is always alright with me.
We await new customers.
Blood
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If you have any personal issues, concerns, or questions that you would need to ask someone, why go to a specialist and waste money when you can ask me!
I am BloodRain, the unqualified therapist! I will help you in dire need, when you require assistance relating to everyday life, when you are just bored and want to know how I'm doing! That can all be answered here at BloodRain's Therapist Clinic!
If you would rather choose to do that in private like normal, that is always alright with me.
We await new customers.
Blood
Whooop Whoop :)
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Whooop Whoop :)
Oh hello Nationn! Good to see you!
Blood
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Your signature ain't a medical one, definitely an unqualified. gg
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Your signature ain't a medical one, definitely an unqualified. gg
gg
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[...]
I am BloodRain, the unqualified therapist!
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Blood
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/d/de/Therepyoffice.png/revision/latest?cb=20150313212036)
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Your signature ain't a medical one, definitely an unqualified. gg
I assure you that I am the best alternative.
Blood
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[...]
I am BloodRain, the unqualified therapist!
[...]
Blood
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/d/de/Therepyoffice.png/revision/latest?cb=20150313212036)
Nice meme.
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Your signature ain't a medical one, definitely an unqualified. gg
I assure you that I am the best alternative.
Blood
Yes you are the best alternative.
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I'm able to understand your signature.. Obviously you're unqualified.. You're hired!
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What are your fees?
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What are your fees?
I require no payment for my services. Only smiles.
Blood
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I'm able to understand your signature.. Obviously you're unqualified.. You're hired!
Ayy much appriciated, sir.
Blood
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If you have any personal issues, concerns, or questions that you would need to ask someone, why go to a specialist and waste money when you can ask me!
I am BloodRain, the unqualified therapist! I will help you in dire need, when you require assistance relating to everyday life, when you are just bored and want to know how I'm doing! That can all be answered here at BloodRain's Therapist Clinic!
If you would rather choose to do that in private like normal, that is always alright with me.
We await new customers.
Blood
I got this really bad cough...And it won't go away. Can you help, Mr. Doctor BloodRain PHD, DDS?
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Yeah how can you be a doctor? Your handwriting is actually legible!
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If you have any personal issues, concerns, or questions that you would need to ask someone, why go to a specialist and waste money when you can ask me!
I am BloodRain, the unqualified therapist! I will help you in dire need, when you require assistance relating to everyday life, when you are just bored and want to know how I'm doing! That can all be answered here at BloodRain's Therapist Clinic!
If you would rather choose to do that in private like normal, that is always alright with me.
We await new customers.
Blood
I got this really bad cough...And it won't go away. Can you help, Mr. Doctor BloodRain PHD, DDS?
Just be dead. You'll stop coughing if you're on the other side.
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Yeah how can you be a doctor? Your handwriting is actually legible!
It's a facade.
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It's a facade.
You're a facade. OHHH! :O
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It's a facade.
You're a facade. OHHH! :O
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/4bc65a1c9d40dc55cdee490c040de21c/tumblr_inline_o4jksnU5mY1sri26z_250.jpg)
facade
1. the face of a building, especially the principal front that looks onto a street or open space.
2. an outward appearance that is maintained to conceal a less pleasant or creditable reality.
Hades
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bump.
In case anyone is still interested, this business is still open.
Blood
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How to study Environmental Psychology?
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*cough*I stole your potential customers*cough*
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*cough*I stole your potential customers*cough*
I dare you to make your own clinic you drug addict laundering scum of the bottom of Gerbil's foot.
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Why is it that I keep firing people?
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Why is it that I keep firing people?
Because deep down inside, you want to fire yourself and you see a little bit of yourself inside every person you fire.
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Oh... We have 2 doctors now?
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Oh... We have 2 doctors now?
At your service.
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hmm... too expensive to keep a doctor on staff... YOUR both FIRED!
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hmm... too expensive to keep a doctor on staff... YOUR both FIRED!
[...] why go to a specialist and waste money when you can ask me! [...]
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hmm... too expensive to keep a doctor on staff... YOUR both FIRED!
[...] why go to a specialist and waste money when you can ask me! [...]
Who said anything about the what currency was being used?
(https://i.imgur.com/LnLTN.gif)
Hades
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I'm studying to be a psychologist so... Fire BloodRain not me.
Also, we both offer free services, ...just saying.
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Ill take a hummer to go please
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Ill take a hummer to go please
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/robotchicken748/images/c/cb/Barney_Love_%28Part_3%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061009151236)
Hades
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Therapist Clinic still open for service if anyone wishes to speak to a therapist.
Thanks mates.
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What were your rates, again?
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What were your rates, again?
5 / 5 dollar foot longs
(http://www.kustom-tees-4-u.com/products/square/16573087.png)
(http://cdn.chiefmarketer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/subway-355.jpg)
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What were your rates, again?
5 / 5 dollar foot longs
(http://www.kustom-tees-4-u.com/products/square/16573087.png)
(http://cdn.chiefmarketer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/subway-355.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/AzlwVjK.gif)
But I'll take it:
(http://i.imgur.com/mqIY5Mc.png)
Hades
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We all need help.
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We all need help.
What can I get you, boy? Self-esteem meds? Words of encouragement? Love? Strawberry lube? You name it.
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We all need help.
What can I get you, boy? Self-esteem meds? Words of encouragement? Love? Strawberry lube? You name it.
I already have the first three.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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We all need help.
What can I get you, boy? Self-esteem meds? Words of encouragement? Love? Strawberry lube? You name it.
I already have the first three.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wonder how you got those... (;
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We all need help.
What can I get you, boy? Self-esteem meds? Words of encouragement? Love? Strawberry lube? You name it.
I already have the first three.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(http://i.imgur.com/QOMtKdU.gif)
Hades
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We all need help.
What can I get you, boy? Self-esteem meds? Words of encouragement? Love? Strawberry lube? You name it.
I already have the first three.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lube it is.
(http://shop.familyplanning.org.nz/content/images/thumbs/0000765_wet-stuff-lube-strawberry.jpeg)
(http://www.funtasticecards.com/postcard/images/sentimental-hello-rose-red-nice-day-animated.gif)
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Lube it is.
(http://shop.familyplanning.org.nz/content/images/thumbs/0000765_wet-stuff-lube-strawberry.jpeg)
(http://www.funtasticecards.com/postcard/images/sentimental-hello-rose-red-nice-day-animated.gif)
Care to lube my saber:
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/92b6b01a149e5709bcdae00becea0066/tumblr_inline_nhodloOoy71rsbb1h.jpg)
This is some intense therapy.
Hades
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Please note these are merly jokes and not actual sessions with them. These are just purely for entertainment purposes.
Choosing who you will confess your problems to and choosing between Psy and Bloodrain:
(http://i.imgur.com/ahyAoNO.gif)
How Bloodrain tells you, you are wrong:
(http://i.imgur.com/tmUCJtI.gif)
Note: He draws blood.
How Psy Tells you, you are wrong:
(http://i.imgur.com/NxWiRKs.jpg)
Average conversation with Bloodrain:
(http://i.imgur.com/rvDZNz4.gif)
Average conversation with Psy:
(http://i.imgur.com/4RFC2ws.png)
When walking through either of their doors:
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/da10a5fcb416f704e05cca9c6cb50991/tumblr_inline_o9inqleOVa1qhu92y_540.gif)
How both look at you when you tell them your life story:
(http://i.imgur.com/r84P0MJ.gif)
When asking both if they believe you:
(http://i.imgur.com/2kZG3uo.gif)
Bloodrains advice for your problems:
(http://i.imgur.com/nxQrZ9z.gif)
Psys advice to your problems:
(http://i.imgur.com/8JolLTu.gif)
Hades
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Can U be my Offical Therapist..I don't want to spend money to any other therapist but you do it for free...So Can I Put u down as my therapist ;D ;D ;D
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Can U be my Offical Therapist..I don't want to spend money to any other therapist but you do it for free...So Can I Put u down as my therapist ;D ;D ;D
Feel free to give me a call, my friend.
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Hello, uh... So, I have this fedora fetish problem... And uh.. I just can't stop buying them... like you know? Whenever someone mentions a fedora I just have an urge to scream, "DID SOMEONE SAY FEDORA?" It's an issue. I also hear them... say things to me... Like they all have different voices. They scream to me in my sleep. I just don't know... "Murder your family." "Buy more of us." "Build a wal-*cough* Sorry about that. *Ehem* "Build an army." These are just examples of the things I hear. One of my Fedoras in my vast collection even had an affair with me.
So please, just tell me... What's wrong with me?
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Hello, uh... So, I have this fedora fetish problem... And uh.. I just can't stop buying them... like you know? Whenever someone mentions a fedora I just have an urge to scream, "DID SOMEONE SAY FEDORA?" It's an issue. I also hear them... say things to me... Like they all have different voices. They scream to me in my sleep. I just don't know... "Murder your family." "Buy more of us." "Build a wal-*cough* Sorry about that. *Ehem* "Build an army." These are just examples of the things I hear. One of my Fedoras in my vast collection even had an affair with me.
So please, just tell me... What's wrong with me?
There's no help for you...
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Hello, uh... So, I have this fedora fetish problem... And uh.. I just can't stop buying them... like you know? Whenever someone mentions a fedora I just have an urge to scream, "DID SOMEONE SAY FEDORA?" It's an issue. I also hear them... say things to me... Like they all have different voices. They scream to me in my sleep. I just don't know... "Murder your family." "Buy more of us." "Build a wal-*cough* Sorry about that. *Ehem* "Build an army." These are just examples of the things I hear. One of my Fedoras in my vast collection even had an affair with me.
So please, just tell me... What's wrong with me?
Here is your medication. (http://img07.deviantart.net/1261/i/2012/027/b/c/hangmans_noose_png_by_mysticmorning-d4ns3ak.png)
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Hello, uh... So, I have this fedora fetish problem... And uh.. I just can't stop buying them... like you know? Whenever someone mentions a fedora I just have an urge to scream, "DID SOMEONE SAY FEDORA?" It's an issue. I also hear them... say things to me... Like they all have different voices. They scream to me in my sleep. I just don't know... "Murder your family." "Buy more of us." "Build a wal-*cough* Sorry about that. *Ehem* "Build an army." These are just examples of the things I hear. One of my Fedoras in my vast collection even had an affair with me.
So please, just tell me... What's wrong with me?
Here is your medication. (http://img07.deviantart.net/1261/i/2012/027/b/c/hangmans_noose_png_by_mysticmorning-d4ns3ak.png)
Give me some
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I would just like to say that this Thread is a wonderful idea and it makes me very happy to know that someone is there for all of us lovely eggs ^w^
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Here is your medication. (http://img07.deviantart.net/1261/i/2012/027/b/c/hangmans_noose_png_by_mysticmorning-d4ns3ak.png)
I was hoping for a bullet to the head, but this should work. Thanks. :)
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Blood and daddy are like da people yew goes tew sees, and then I'm just the mom for almost everyone. c:
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I will most certainly take this into consideration.