TF2SwapShop.com
Not Game Related => Comedy Central => Topic started by: BloodRain on February 26, 2016, 12:35:46 AM
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Let's continue the chain of puns, references, and/or innuendos related to SwapShop (we have seriously reached a new low here.)
TF2SwapSpit
TF2SexShop
Badmins
Tickle my pancakes
your fired
5 minute applications
spawncamping
...also if the title is misleading, it caught your attention, didn't it? ;)
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Let's continue the chain of puns, references, and/or innuendos related to SwapShop (we have seriously reached a new low here.)
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...also if the title is misleading, it caught your attention, didn't it? ;)
I'm gonna make you rain blood tonight:
(https://i.imgur.com/rlOQRFm.gif)
I'll show you the "Wonders of the Internet"
(https://i.imgur.com/M0bWify.gif)
Let me show you my "Pimp Slap"
(https://i.imgur.com/lf0kR.gif)
Tonight I'm going to pound you with my "Ban Hammer"
(http://i.imgur.com/O3DHIA5.gif)
Let me show you my (G)raphical (U)ser (I)nterface. It's called my bed
(https://i.imgur.com/pguAs.gif)
If you are a Fallout Sole Survivor, shit must get boring at night
Baby, after tonight, not even god will be able to count our "Sins"
50 shades of Blood
Im going to "Strum" my clarinet tonight.
Baby tonight let us Fusion together in a fiery Flarez
Let me put you under "anesthesia" tonight.
Hades: Let me show you my underworld
Let me show you how fast this "Gerbil" can breed
Hades
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┻┳| •.•) Daddy, are all the report bot spammers gone?
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(҂`_´) - NO SON! THEY KEEP SENDING FAKE REPORTS EVERY DAY! UGH!
<,︻╦╤─ ҉
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Bookmarking this topic.
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My friend apparently created a separate server called "TF2SweatShop" after seeing ours.
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My friend apparently created a separate server called "TF2SweatShop" after seeing ours.
Copywriting. Because we clearly had the name first, thanks to all those tryhards ;)
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Alll deez puns.
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Girls are like blackjack, I shoot for 21 but I hit on "Seventeen" or "Sixteen"
Hades
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Roses are red,
violets are fine.
Be my 6,
and I'll be your 9.
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Roses are rose-colored
Violets are violet-colored
Now get in my pants
Or I'll call teh cops.
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Oh boy.
~16
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For the last time Biscuit. You aren't Doraemon.
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Roses are dead
Violets are emo
I'm sick in the head
Still finding Nemo
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have three legs,
The middle one is for you.
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Roses are red
Voilets are......
Screw this *Jumps of the roof*
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Roses are red
Voilets are......
Screw this *Jumps of the roof*
Roses are blue
Violets are unicorns
This doesn't make sense
Refrigerator!
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So I have come to a conclusion.
1. People make Bloodrain rain blood.
2. Natioon shows people what one natioon under.. means
3. Gerbil shows us how fast he can breed.
4. Fusionflarez nights are a fusion of all kinds of flarez at night.
4. Falloutsole survivor spends his nights solely alone.
5. I show people my underworld.
6. The flying knife shows others what it is like to fly but is cut short.
7. Peachiepop lets people taste their peachie flavored pop. Peachie also shows people how to eat one.
8. Penny Costs a penny on the streets.
9. Try to play blackjack and you end up hitting on Seventeen or sixteen.
10. Biscuit lets people in his pants to often. Maybe because he has honey on the inside. Take a bit and watch it come out.
11. Grandpa Pootis asks other seniors if "they wanna break a hip" but ends up pooping.
12. Guy Le Douche gets used by women all the time, guess he gets the most action?
13. ilikecake shows others how he bakes a cake.
14. JDawg shows off with his Dog(y) style. (If you don't get it, don't ask. I'm not explaining.)
15. Mixxylicious tastes delicious.
16. Sins has to many sins from last night.
17. Vay had a magical day.
18. Zack got jack.
(http://55.media.tumblr.com/5ebc39ca989679020426d5e1031acc11/tumblr_inline_n78yxjEGkm1qf78bc.gif)
Hades
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Well done... My secret is out now...
Thanks a lot ;3;
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So I have come to a conclusion.
1. People make Bloodrain rain blood.
2. Natioon shows people what one natioon under.. means
3. Gerbil shows us how fast he can breed.
4. Fusionflarez nights are a fusion of all kinds of flarez at night.
4. Falloutsole survivor spends his nights solely alone.
5. I show people my underworld.
6. The flying knife shows others what it is like to fly but is cut short.
7. Peachiepop lets people taste their peachie flavored pop. Peachie also shows people how to eat one.
8. Penny Costs a penny on the streets.
9. Try to play blackjack and you end up hitting on Seventeen or sixteen.
10. Biscuit lets people in his pants to often. Maybe because he has honey on the inside. Take a bit and watch it come out.
11. Grandpa Pootis asks other seniors if "they wanna break a hip" but ends up pooping.
12. Guy Le Douche gets used by women all the time, guess he gets the most action?
13. ilikecake shows others how he bakes a cake.
14. JDawg shows off with his Dog(y) style. (If you don't get it, don't ask. I'm not explaining.)
15. Mixxylicious tastes delicious.
16. Sins has to many sins from last night.
17. Vay had a magical day.
18. Zack got jack.
(http://55.media.tumblr.com/5ebc39ca989679020426d5e1031acc11/tumblr_inline_n78yxjEGkm1qf78bc.gif)
Hades
Told you I had a big nationn under there!
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Do you now? lel
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Do you now? lel
...Ok I didnt tell you :P
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But.... We know now ;)
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Dun dun duuuun
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I'm so glad Hades doesn't know my secret. ;)
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I'm so glad Hades doesn't know my secret. ;)
Or does he?
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I'm so glad Hades doesn't know my secret. ;)
Or does he?
dun du duuuuuu
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He doesn't. :)
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He doesn't. :)
Oh Ok.
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He doesn't. :)
This is the internet, everything's revealed.
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He doesn't. :)
You don't think that Hades, lord of the underworld couldn't figure it out. If I told them, you would have to kill them.
Hades
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Shhh. They're not ready. ;)
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They are more ready than when you were ready. : D
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Im ready.....If you know what I mean ;)
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Im ready.....If you know what I mean ;)
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. *Spongebob's laughter*
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None of you are ready... Not even BloodRain.
Hades, we must wait when the time is right.
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None of you are ready... Not even BloodRain.
Hades, we must wait when the time is right.
So they say.
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None of you are ready... Not even BloodRain.
Hades, we must wait when the time is right.
Then he releases it out already...
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Okay it's true! I have a Psykodick! There's my secret. ;__;
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Okay it's true! I have a Psykodick! There's my secret. ;__;
Dont worry bud, I have a whole nationn in my pants ;__;