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Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« on: February 26, 2016, 01:55:34 AM »
WARNING: If you are easily offended, then please leave this thread. This thread's only intend is to make one laugh. Please be respectful with your posts.
That being said, let the jokes commence.

From Reddit 50 most offensive jokes.
1. Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.

(Sent to me by a fellow admin, orginaly from Shower Thoughts on tumblr)
2. USB sounds like a back up plan in case the USA fails.

More to be added later.


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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2016, 03:02:08 AM »
Dark jokes are like legs. Some have them while others don't.
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2016, 03:56:26 AM »
I like the second one! Please release more Dark Humour, Especially from other funny people.
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2016, 08:40:29 AM »
What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trashcan? 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2016, 09:01:38 AM »
What's great about 45 year olds?

There's 40 of them.
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 09:02:50 AM »
If a deaf person goes to court is it still a hearing?
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2016, 01:23:35 PM »
I would yell at you for this, Hades, but I can't.

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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2016, 10:12:18 PM »
I feel like posting a racist joke would ruin my reputation but... meh

2 muslims walk into a bar and shout "SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!!"
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2016, 10:17:37 PM »
time for some pedo jokes:

If you're age is on the clock, you are ready for the cock

out of the womb into my room

two pedos were talking to each other, one asks "hey you got two 5s for a 10?"
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2016, 10:19:43 PM »
The species of bat worst for your dental health is a baseball bat.
Knock knock* "Who's there" Depression. "Depression Wh-" MEEE

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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2016, 10:22:13 PM »
2 blondes fall into a giant hole

One says "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other one says "I don't know, I can't see anything"
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2016, 01:45:48 AM »
Wanna hear a joke? My life.
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2016, 03:44:32 AM »
Quote from: [F2P] Mixxylicious on June 23, 2016, 10:17:37 PM
time for some pedo jokes:

If you're age is on the clock, you are ready for the cock

out of the womb into my room

two pedos were talking to each other, one asks "hey you got two 5s for a 10?"

FINALLY, my type of thread.

What's the hardest part of being a Pedo?  Fitting in...

It's not killing children that upsets me. It's the erection I get while doing it.

Ram is like girls, 4 is necessary and 8 is enough

I like my girls like I like my liquor, 12 years old and filled with alcohol.

I raped this girl last night. It sucks she gave me AIDS. How does a 9 yr old get aids? I guess my sister is hanging out with the wrong crowd.

I was told I'd miss my family, but I never miss at a close range.

Valentines card: "Jet Fuel is not hot enough to melt steel beams but you are"

It doesn't matter if you tell anyone, because they will never find me - My brother Waldo after he raped me.

Jared Fogle: Started and Ended his career trying to get into smaller pants (For those who don't know Jared Fogle was a subway mascot until he was convicted for pedophilia)

There's a time when you have to choose what is hard and what is easy, and to be honest I'm both right now.

Why don't Black folks go on cruises? Because they're not falling for that one again.

I went to a farm as a field trip this last weekend. Want to be funny. Go to farmer. "You have a nice dick". Meant to say "cock". Then i realized that he grew vegetables. I'm probably retarded.

P.S: Biscunt stole my joke >:(
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Re: Dark Humor Jokes Thread
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2016, 09:56:32 AM »





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