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Osama Bin Memein' - Game Server Admin Application
« on: July 22, 2017, 09:19:45 PM »
1. Which position do you wish to apply for?
Game Server Admin


2. Have you ever previously applied for a position in SwapShop?
No


3. List any current staff members you know or have any personal relations with.
A gay sergal, some guy from the amazing world of gumball and a gay lycanroc thingy


4. Do you have a microphone that you are willing to use?
Yes


5. Age:
The 6 year old rotted waterlogged body of myself


6. What Time Zone do you live in?
UTC


7. List and describe any previous supervisory, administrative or management experience,­ in or out of the game:
I was a leader of the most successful Terrorist orginization of modern times, managing to take over most of the Middle East and launching a successful attack on the United States


8. What are your goals in this community - or, why do you want to hold this position?
Al-Qaeda now owns TF2SS, we will be carrying out our plotting against the americans from this small gaming website


9. How much time will you be able to spend:
A. On the servers?
a resonable amount of time


B. On the forums?
honestly nobody uses this tf you mean


10. How long have you been playing on our group of servers?
several minutes


11. Do you speak any languages other than English?
Arabic (Sand N********-ese)


12. Link your SteamRep and other sources that show your reputation here:
https://youtu.be/rAqb6cjR-Ts


13. If you have alternate accounts, list any alternate accounts that you own:
(LINK REMOVED)


14. Describe a time when you lost control of your emotions and how you were able to cope with the situation (P.S: This can be about anything; it doesn't have to be from in-game.):
some fag from the US found my hiding place so I used my wife as a human shield and it honestly made me feel better


15. What do you consider in your personality to be strengths? What do you consider in your personality to be weaknesses?
Intimidating arabic guy


16. Assess these attributes from 1 to 10 based on how you see yourself:
  • Logical: 10
  • Patient: 1
  • Reactive: 10
  • Creative: 10
  • Polite: 1
  • Reasonable: 1
  • Objective: 10
  • Perceptive: 10
  • Compassionate: 1
  • Troubleshooter: 1
  • Honest: 10

17. After you become an admin, how would you react to these situations below:
A: How would you deal with a person who was making racist comments?
call them a filthy infadel and have their tongue ripped out


B: A group of players are offended by remarks that another player made, but you yourself do not find them to be offensive. How would you respond?
Stop being a sensitive american


C: How would you deal with players who micspam?
TURNT THAT SHIT UP N***** XDDDDDD


D: Another TF2SS admin is exploiting their powers in game; what will you do about it?
exploit with them because filthy infadels


E: What would you do when answering a report that [username] is speed hacking on one of our servers?
lol just be faster


F: A regular user threatens to ban another player if they do not comply with rules that do not exist. What will you do about it?
give them the ability to ban them


G: A group of enemy players dominate you, ignoring everyone else and changing teams if you join the team they are on, killing only you over and over again. What will you do about it?
they dont dominate me because Al Qaeda is all powerful


H: How do you deal with a player who comments publicly that: you are an asshole, the server sucks ass, and continues to insult anyone who kills them with profanity & by screaming on the mic?
Jihad him


I: A regular player on our server says that they will offer free godmode for anyone who trades a hat to them. What will you do about it?
Jihad them all


J: A player who bought the Headless Horsemann perk from the shop complains after another player slays him/her. What do you tell the slayed Headless Horsemann player?
Filthy Infadel


K: How do you define Admin abuse?
Its only abuse if they complain about it so just mute them


After filling out this application, what are your feelings toward becoming a Server Admin on our servers?
Praise Allah

Zabiroc : Modified this topic for censorship.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2017, 08:50:03 AM by ❆Zabiroc❆ »


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Re: Osama Bin Memein' - Game Server Admin Application
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2017, 09:24:14 PM »
How to get Banned from Applying 101
I specialize in observing and sticking my nose where it shouldn't be

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Re: Osama Bin Memein' - Game Server Admin Application
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2017, 09:26:52 PM »
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Re: Osama Bin Memein' - Game Server Admin Application
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2017, 09:30:16 PM »
Thank you for taking the time to apply for TF2SwapShop administration, however it is very evident that you did not put in any effort into making a serious application. If you are actually interested in applying you may in 3 months. Failing to make a proper application next time may result in you being banned from applying, please keep the jokes and memes in comedy central.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2017, 09:46:10 PM by Sipow »
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i blame sipow