http://thecerealcritic.blogspot.com/The existence of this sites is already quite rich. You'll die if you read the Froot Loops review. In hindsight I guess this may not be extremely funny since it is a bit of an inside joke with a buddy of mine. Then again, I guess it is still really hilarious outside of that context. The grammar is terrible- which, in my opinion, makes it even funnier.
TL;DR Here's a couple quotes:
I'm really good at sports - that don't involve any running. Table Tennis, Foosball, Pictionary. Flawless at all of them. You should have seen this one house i drew in Pictionary, i swear architects were coming up to me in the middle of the street and offering me internships - It was that perfect. You know what else is perfect? Frosties. Now you might think that Tony the Tiger may have quite an inflated ego being the face of such a great, well renowned product, incorrect you judgemental piece of shit. He's the Fonz of the flake. He heard i was a writer and offered to take me out for the day. We went to the park and did all sorts of things that didn't involve much exercise. Frisbee, Connect Four. He even took me on a tandem bike ride! He jumped off just as we were approaching a pack of deer though and started destroying the mothers carcass which i found a little odd but he made up for it by supplying dinner - Frosties!
5 stars.
Brendan Maloney, His High School teachers said he'd never amount to anything. They were right.
