Worst Pick Up lines for dates

[Ἀΐδης]

Post your worst pick up lines.
Examples from Who's Line is it anyways(Old version)
1. Pilot: Care to take a seat in my cockpit?

2. Now that you are in my cockpit do you mind if I eject?




Hades

[Psy]

Here are some cheesy ones.

1. I should start calling you Sunshine.
- Cuz you brighten my day.

2. If you were a pillow..
- I'd sleep while cuddling you.

3. Your messages are better than my alarm clock.
- Cuz I actually respond to them.

4. You're so hot..
- I can feel the heat all the way here in California.

5. You must be a robber..
- Cuz you stole my heart.

6. I wish I could come up with better pickup lines..
- But you left me speechless.

[Hamtaro]

Hey baby. Are you an angel?
Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *puke*

[Ἀΐδης]

Did it hurt falling from heaven and killing all the dinosaurs upon impact?


Hades

[murts]

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I see myself In your pants

[Psy]

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I see myself I'm your pants

You're a pair of pants? Okay then.

[murts]

Lies.

[BloodRain]

Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

If you were in a book, you'd be in fine print.

You don't need to shoot for the stars, because you already are one.

[mental]

*Earthquake* Was that an earthquake? Because you just rocked my world.

My mother told me to follow my dreams, so can I follow you home?

You smell like garbage, can I take you out?

We can play Titanic, Ill be the Ice berg, and Ill make you go down screaming.

Whats you last name? *Says Last name*, Well can I call you mine?

Are you an A.T.M? Because I wanna insert you.

[Ἀΐδης]

Internet Pick up Line:

Hey are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Hades

[Hamtaro]

Did it hurt falling from heaven and killing all the dinosaurs upon impact?


Hades

That delayed moment when I realize that the pick-up line calls the woman fat.

[mental]

Did it hurt falling from heaven and killing all the dinosaurs upon impact?


Hades

That delayed moment when I realize that the pick-up line calls the woman fat.

Ahahaha I just noticed that.

[Ἀΐδης]

British Pickup line: You'll be the one saying the "British are coming" tonight.

























Will post more later. Post is getting too big.

Hades

[Ἀΐδης]

Hades

[mental]

British Pickup line: You'll be the one saying the "British are coming" tonight.

























Will post more later. Post is getting too big.

Hades

Oh man, I love this show!