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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2016, 06:45:23 PM »
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2016, 06:59:19 PM »
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Not my fault the mirror makes you feel better :p

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

B) rekt
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2016, 07:10:01 PM »
I know I'm your baby girl and all...
Just I wanna fit in...
You smell of moldy steak.
Not even an orphan would call you dad.
Your mom wishes you were actually a girl.
If you were black, you'd have multiple dads.
Go back to the sweat shop, making shoes.
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2016, 07:13:26 PM »
I know I'm your baby girl and all...
Just I wanna fit in...
You smell of moldy steak.
Not even an orphan would call you dad.
Your mom wishes you were actually a girl.
If you were black, you'd have multiple dads.
Go back to the sweat shop, making shoes.

*emotional crit*
AFK like JFK

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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2016, 07:17:07 PM »
I know I'm your baby girl and all...
Just I wanna fit in...
You smell of moldy steak.
Not even an orphan would call you dad.
Your mom wishes you were actually a girl.
If you were black, you'd have multiple dads.
Go back to the sweat shop, making shoes.

*emotional crit*
I didn't want to be too harsh on you. ;)
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2016, 07:20:16 PM »
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2016, 07:21:00 PM »
I need someone to roast me real good. Like no holding back. I want to feel bad about myself.

Otherwise I'll just roast myself.

You're so nerdy, you'd go to China just for a textbook sale.
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2016, 07:23:23 PM »
Recent posts here remind me of the admin applicants' amazing spelling capabilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8NKwTYkDH8
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2016, 07:32:00 PM »
How I would roast myself:

You're so insecure that if you saw yourself from another point of view, you would laugh.
You try to be optimistic all the time like Back traF.

No matter how you try to cheer up, you're more negative than Hades.
You try to see everybody's point of views, but you're too Asian to see what everyone else sees.

What's that? You trying to be logical? That's funny.
Whenever you don't get your way, you act like a crybaby.

Deep down, you know what's right.
But outside, it's way out of your sight.

Open your small Asian eyes.
You're nothing compared to the other guys.

You'll never be as good as Knife.
You're still sitting there, wishing to get a life.

You stay home all day and idle on the forum.
All these posts you're making, but you're still a nobody compared to Strum.

Why were you even chosen to be a Head Administrator?
Oh well, I guess Death needed a reason to demote you sooner than later....
AFK like JFK

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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2016, 07:33:58 PM »
Recent posts here remind me of the admin applicants' amazing spelling capabilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8NKwTYkDH8
Alright Peter, since nobody else wants to say it... I'll try my best to be as nice as possible...
Can you please stop posting comments like these? They have nothing to do with the topic, and it annoys some people.
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2016, 07:36:52 PM »
You basic.
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2016, 07:37:57 PM »
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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2016, 07:43:18 PM »
Recent posts here remind me of the admin applicants' amazing spelling capabilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8NKwTYkDH8
Alright Peter, since nobody else wants to say it... I'll try my best to be as nice as possible...
Can you please stop posting comments like these? They have nothing to do with the topic, and it annoys some people.
Sucks doesn't it? What? You're not smart enough to see the relevance? Looks like I'm roastin' people's patience and 'tudes. I suppose I'm too much for the roast war. Heck, I was dared to post here and when I'm dared I try hard. Guess I've technically won. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgbqGSGMJY

All nasty comments aside... I'll stop. Besides, I'm not in a good mood. Too much spaz on my end; too much of my frustrated 'tude. Sorry for these posts, guys. :(

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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #43 on: September 11, 2016, 07:44:58 PM »
You basic.

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Re: The great TF2SS roast war of 2016
« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2016, 08:33:37 PM »
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Sipow,

You're just an annoying little shit that hardly anyone likes. You try to be cool but you'll just never be. Want to know why people always shun you, make fun of you, or hate you? Because your just a stupid, annoying kid. Hell, most of the friends you have are there because you're funny (If you're even that). Hardly anyone cares about your talents, or how you actually feel. Honestly, if some of the friends you had met you just now, they'd think you'd be more of an idiot and asshole than Ender. Sure you've been promoted to Trial-Admin, but I guarantee you'd fuck up worst than Bill. The only reason why people may think your cool is because your either; A: An admin, or B: Hangs out with Yee or Psy. Your so fucking insecure too. Like damn, you had a breakdown just because you double posted on accident.

Psy dared me to do this, lol.
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